really into strenuous yet effortless activities rn

will i regret lagree today during my long swim tomorrow

operating on two sleeps a day which means one day becomes two

it is only tuesday and i am promoting this sign by giving it a frame and permanent spot on my office wall

the faster you run and accomplish a lot of useless things, the more you are dead

tfw you try to commit a one line change and all the checks are red for unrelated reasons

if i swim with my iphone can i still receive calls while it is fully submerged in water?

i continue to buy have’a corn chips even though i know i always end up with a pile of crumbs

tfw you get paged by an alert in the middle of the night and don’t want to crawl to your desk so you frantically download slack on your phone and hope you can go back to sleep

swam 1.2 miles and ate everything in my fridge

the radio tells me today is guinea pig appreciation day

oh goodie election season so many spam texts and calls

not mistaking a clear view for a short distance

i have moved from desk and chair to floor

the only way ever to have an intelligent understanding of anything is to do it yourself

> i don’t want life to be anything other than what it is

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