Turns out if you built a truly well-crrafted product, and your onboarding is just using that product within minute 1 of launch; you don’t need all this god damn wacky Duolingo bullshit-updraft stuff Just put a button there

You’ll be amazed how large, mature product organization are dumbfounded when you spent two days on the onboarding flow, and your presentation is 1 slide that says: “Put a button there people press for money to do the things they like about your product does”