the book cover for the berenstain bears and too much junk food.

michael jordan cry face photoshopped on to a dude pouring alcohol from a bottle.

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product designer portfolio of kyle ancheta, showcasing case studies, quick links to learn more and socials to connect.

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the masculine urge to kms after thinking about and analysing every cringe thing i said in my interview 🫠

ayo, the disney+ app splash animation's kinda clean 👀

what i feel as a star wars fan when watching the acolyte must be what england fans just went through 🥲

tech moves so fast i forgot all these damn phone manufacturers robbed me of my headphone jack... 😓

i just bought airplane wifi to save my duolingo streak. ama

(but don't; i hate myself rn 😩)

playing scrabble online and i just had two turns in a row where i played all my tiles.

i've peaked. it's all down hill from here.

"fuck the user, what about me bro?"

- jordan "yo free aesop" stephensen

every now and then, some old anime intro will pop in my head and before i know it, i'm screaming and crying in the shower

always a little scared but love the thrill of opening twitch at work.

my homepage is pretty catered to me, but ya never know if you'll get some very nsfw, frontpage widespread on your screen. y'know? 😅

i just wanna watch valorant...

shoutout to the dude uploading whole ass movies on the everything app

Hey all, I wanted to share a very bittersweet update here before we shared it anywhere else. First, the hard part — we’ve made the difficult decision to wind down Read.cv and Posts starting this month.

TIL the first chainsaw was created for medical purposes.

whodathunk

the everything app now has jobs, i guess, because... they have the technology?

visa's doing this virtual mascot thing with google pay (and apple pay?) and it offers no additional utility/benefit and screams dEsIgN DeLiGhT


but y'know, i think i fuck with it.

nothing like a 12am run to kickstart my sleep 🫠

this feels like in loki when loki or the tva can simply just leave as the world as it literally crumbles to its end.

you can put dividers in figma files now, so you could say i'm having the best day ever 🥳

(i'm a loser)

main file, turned main + exploration file, turned fuck it we ball file, turned trust no one til i say file.

i don't have UI3 on either my personal or work figma accounts, and at this point, i'm okay if i never do 🤷‍♀️

first time buying a tv in years...

why do i need an account and why does the main screen have ads? 🤮

just got caught up with what sites and sites os are (i was excited about the announcement but tbh didn't actually know what it meant lol) and what the frick, how is this team of three doing this?! 🤯

no, i'm not sick i'm just allergic to the office.

maybe i just have shit self esteem, but i've always found it crazy that some people are so confident in having gotten the job after interviews.

like brother bear you're the best but you don't know that; for all you know, they could have interviewed jesus himself.

work friends got laid off today while i'm on vacation... 😔

anywhere, here's where to find me online, if you want to connect or see what i'm up to:

the everything app: https://x.com/kyleancheta_
blue sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kyleancheta.bsky.social
linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/kyle-ancheta/

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i wonder what regular engineers think of the title "prompt engineer"

shit dude, live music from your favorite artists is incredible 😭

new portfolio! ✨

just in time for the holiday season (where there's usually less jobs...)

https://kyleancheta.com/

brother google, 1799 USD for the pixel pro 9 fold? that is a price tag 😳🤣

why are you, as a tech company, making me—a user, a valuable component of your business—validate my own form? 

validate your own shit 😤

when tina tells that little bitch "fuck you" to those in charge of hiring processes, i felt that in my soul.

me, presenting and walking thru figma with UI3 for the first time, today:

😤🫸: figma's releases
😌👉: read's releases

the feminine urge to screen share the indeed job board on the big screen while in a meeting.

got a new phone and upon backing up my old phone settings/data to the new one, opted to not install twitter and slack.

now i want to uninstall everything else because life's just a bit less noisy now. 😌

gonna grind so hard this year my dentist will sue me and win

i'm so turned off by the prevalence of AI that i think less of brands that have shoehorned it into their products/services... 😒

(unless it's actually useful and sensible for the product/service)

hmm something feels different... did the font here change (like the letter spacing or somethin)? 🤔

flight from delhi to chicago made an emergency stop in iqaluit.

i love the mental image of someone who's from hot and busy delhi, find themselves in cold (but it's not that cold rn), middle of no where, canada. 😂