creed from the office, saying "what's a text?"

an angled downward, birds-eye view of a  street with hundred of runners, running toward the finish line.

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4.5 Billion Years in 1 Hour

basic ass ramen with juicy-looking chicken and roasted brussel sprouts.

a hologram of darth sidious with the caption: "soon i will have a new portfolio"

hoothoot, lookin exhausted and in need of a nice long rest in his pokeball.

i thought liquid death was like some four loko shit. nah it's literally water in a can lol

it's another revolution around the sun, my dudes let's get that fucking bread and eat it before it expires

one of my coworker's profile pic in our company slack is the discord logo, so in our company's confluence, i made mine the notion logo. 👹

miss playing my favorite game, "will i make my flight?" 😔

this stupid trend on twitter is the ding dong ditch of tweeting

i don't trust people who say "make an account, it's free" nonchalantly

anyone here use (and pay for) brilliant? if so, what are you learning and how's the experience so far?

getting old is getting fricking lit for the new grocery store opening 🥂🥳

had no idea what saltburn was about going in and lemme say, it wasn't that lol

language is a powerful tool that we often take for granite

actually better odds of dying to a vending machine than getting (the chance to buy) taylor swift tickets 😭

poor things was fun, likeable and nice to look at. would watch again.

2024 is the year i expand my music genres...

christmas was invented by the canadians to sell trees and deer

it might just be the air quality or the building, but i'm making a rash judgment and saying i'm actually allergic to the office 😷

monkey man was fun. simple story, kinda shakey but some memorable fight scenes.

7.5 / 10 🐵

these disney+ price hikes are disgusting😵

$90 in 2021
$138 in 2022 & 2023
$173 for 2024

this is for the premium plan, and i'll still be getting a lot of value from it, but god fuck what is this capitalist rat shit

people think i'm being sarcastic when i go woooo but this is how it actually feels:

one moment you're eatin cereal and watchin' saturday morning cartoons, the next you're looking at stackable shoe containers thinkin oh that's lit

my favorite part of dune 2 was the lady's face when i said i just want the bucket with no popcorn.

i listen to the la la land soundtrack every now and then, but only ever saw the movie once which is all i need. 🥲

(image by JustRalphyyy on twitter)

shit, dev skills are really use it or lose it huh... 🫠

the shogun finale was epic in a way i couldn't imagine. crazy how well it was done and how it ties everything so well together.

i wish there was more... 😭

how did the whole designers-only-wear-black thing start?

i was already dead inside and just happenstance'd my way into design 🤷‍♀️

is "getting hit by a bus" the default in the workplace for sudden death [and how it affects the team]?

pokemon concierge is so good and satisfying to watch. wish it wasn't a one-off T.T

saw the fantastic 4 announcement just scrolling thru youtube lol. a little unceremonious by marvel standards, but yes 60's vibes F4 please and thank you

there should be a drinking stage in the interview process, where you pass if you either: outdrink the interviewer or say no to drinking.

hiring managers, you're welcome.

there are no stupid questions, only stupid people


(me, i am stupid people)

getting to use hotjar with lots of real data is a good time.

so ez to pick different points of data to show why the website's poo

i never floated around in the dead sea, but i imagine it's the same as listening to only time by enya.

story of my life:

me: *says something sarcastically*
me: "i said that sarcastically but i actually mean that"

i'm 14 inches taller ever since mr huberman told me to stare directly into the sun each morning

hello americans 🙋‍♂️

why do restaurants still do the leave the credit card, the wait staff processes it, and comes back with a bill that you write a tip and sign off on thing?

never really got that... just let me tap with my phone and be on my way 😫

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