hey anyways design hiring fucking sucks and we should highlight the teams that do it right as much as we callout the ones that do it poorly

i fear i may have flanderized myself in the eyes of my coworkers...

me when i hand off my lil designs for review:

your boy is officially diagnosed with adhd 🥲👏

buying another coat instead of saving for a home.

it was my anniversary recently here is me and my partner as lil creatures.

is it normal to feel like everything you make for work is under duress? Like I don't normally share a lot of my pro work cause I usually have to do production in <1week and I feel like I make sacrifices to hit deadlines

pov: you are my boss regretting giving me creative control.

i keep hearing voices from beneath The Pile.

happy to announce that my portfolio existential crisis has been downgraded from threat level red to threat level yellow.

i have a v. important question for every designer past, present, & future:

marry, kiss, kill; papyrus, comic sans, wingdings?

where all my lil freaks at. my goblins my gnomes my trolls. sound off my orcs

word at the con is that the keynotes gather in the david lynch circle after 5pm and wrestle

i’m a simple man with simple needs. all i need is a diet coke and a raise.

do you want to come over so i can show you my fav letter 'a'

pretty sure i could take the letter ‘Q’ in a fight.

going to DesignThinkers in Toronto this week :)

had to put the ‘X’ logo on some mockups today and it gave me psychic damage.

if any posts folk are here feel free to say hiii if you see me wandering around looking anxious :)

when i am WFH this is where i am working from.

GROCERYCORE IS A GO MY POWER OVER THE VIBES IS UNSTOPPABLE THIS YEAR

not an artist or a designer but a secret third thing (undiagnosed adhd)

[bene gesserit voice] finish your portfolio

I’m begging this app please let me post more then 1 photo at a time.

grocery-core got cancelled we have never been so over before this moment.

imma spend my xmas money this year on becoming a supporter babbbby.

Yearly toy update..jk hope to post more here now 🤩

a new font will cure my depression, this time for sure.

watching Musk decimate twitter honestly breaks my fucking heart for all my illustration friends and mutuals. So many communities and connections and opportunities just evaporating in real time because of the Internets biggest baby.

me when my junior designers send me anything for review:

i need you all to see these perfect specimens from Swatch

websites should be harder to use you should have to solve a maze to get in

job hunting in this industry is finding great roles and then having -“Embrace and foster the use of AI within the department to optimize our working processes”- jump out in the job description like fucking Jason Voorhees.

do not let me near media assets i will make them crunchy and sneak them into your artboards

i put my ramen in the dryer again what am i gunna do with all this spaghetti now

menu only had 5 items so i thought i'd zhuzh it up a bit

do not CC everyone back you will receive lots of emails also CC'ing everyone to not CC everyone.

˚. ✦.˳·˖✶ ⋆.✧̣̇˚.my lil design got approved ˚. ✦.˳·˖✶ ⋆.✧̣̇˚.

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