How the hell is one supposed to cancel an Apple Fitness+ subscription? I've tried every possible channel that seems like a logical place to find it, and it's just not there. For all the design glory that seems to be bestowed on Apple, their software often gets goddamn unusable.
That's the thing. It didn't work. It's actually a lot weirder, and I'll explain.

Turns out - my subscription began as 3 free months, with the 4th month onward being a paid subscription. Where it gets weird is that the 4th month is actually the last month of your subscription, so the subscription is already cancelled; but I'm still charged for a paid month.
During this entire time, I couldn't ever cancel what ended up being a cancelled subscription, with a tacked on paid-month (because lol). The design flaw of not being able to cancel what's seen as an active subscription in your App Store actually shows bigger flaws underneath.
It's kinda amusing to also see that they see a clear distinction between a customer support team and a feedback team, and arrange it so that the consumer is the one tasked with bridging gaps in their org structure.

omg im literally on the free 3 months right now 😵💫 thanks for sharing all this!! what a scam (although i actually use the fitness app frequently hahahahah)